25 reasons why chocolate is better then a man!

So guys, how was your day? I had a great day! This post will feature something for the ladies ;) And ofcourse something for the men!

Now I recently found this poster, and I just had to post this!

These are the 25 best reasons why chocolate is better then a man, so if you like chocolate this is a nice little read :).

Chocolate is rich, dark and satisfying.

You are never disappointed when you open the wrapper.

Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before.

Chocolate always hits the spot.

Chocolate doesn't secretly want to be eaten by your best friend.

Chocolate doesn't think the shopping channel is stupid.

Chocolate always smells good.

Chocolate won't ask "Am I the best?" or "How was I?"

Chocolate doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning.
Hey there!

Chocolates are easy to pick up.

Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother.

Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

Chocolate doesn't know what time of the month it is. <== lol

You don't mind the brown stains left by chocolate.

With chocolate, size doesn't really matter. It's always good.

Chocolates do not wear white socks.

Chocolate doesn't mind when you bite it's nuts.

With chocolates, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.

"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

You can have more than one chocolate a night without ruining your reputation.

Chocolate doesn't just think it's smooth.

Chocolates aren't into rope or leather.

You can tell just by looking at it that it hasn't been in anyone elses mouth.

=) Don't forget to vote ''good post'' or ''bad post'' I read all my comments so have at it! -Chocotaster


  1. I want chocolate...not naked dudes...

  2. tough decisition... but I´ll stay with chocolate.

  3. Awesome post! /m forwarding this to my mom hehe.

    Love chocolate blogs!!

  4. Chocolates aren't into rope or leather.

    And this is where chocolate fails.

  5. Chocolates do not wear white socks. That made me laugh. Funny post

  6. meh dont give this list to my current love interest :P

  7. hahahha i feel beaten by chocolate, but then again who isnt

  8. chocolate is good...but really is it that good?

  9. Well as a man I have to say...nah, there's nothing. Chocolate wins.

  10. Whats wrong with white socks
    Dam u chocolate

  11. "You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother."

    I loled

  12. My gf is not allowed to see this post...ever

  13. As a man I must say... its true... Chocolate is better than us... :(

  14. wtf chocolate, why must you be better than me

  15. Hot women with chocolate, awww yeah! Thought I'd stop by and show my support.

  16. Only a women would think to compile a list like this.

  17. holy crap i want the chunk of chocolate that man is holding!

    If only you could buy those in convenience stores.. that would be so convenient =|


  18. where do you get all these pics haha

  19. i guess i should get naked with chocolate to attract mates!

  20. no, its not that good! :D
    but some points made me really laugh

  21. well, i guess its a good post, but what if the women don't want us anymore after this convincing post? Well, thanks for the extra pictures anyway. hehee :)

  22. I've read this before. It makes me jealous of chocolate, but then again, you have proven time and again how we guys can combine chocolate and women for a winning combo!

  23. She's going to get chocolate all over her sweater...

  24. Good luck with your marriage with your chocolates ;D

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