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2011/03/29

25 reasons why chocolate is better then a man!

So guys, how was your day? I had a great day! This post will feature something for the ladies ;) And ofcourse something for the men!



Now I recently found this poster, and I just had to post this!

These are the 25 best reasons why chocolate is better then a man, so if you like chocolate this is a nice little read :).


Chocolate is rich, dark and satisfying.

You are never disappointed when you open the wrapper.

Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before.

Chocolate always hits the spot.

Chocolate doesn't secretly want to be eaten by your best friend.

Chocolate doesn't think the shopping channel is stupid.

Chocolate always smells good.

Chocolate won't ask "Am I the best?" or "How was I?"

Chocolate doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning.
Hey there!

Chocolates are easy to pick up.

Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother.

Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

Chocolate doesn't know what time of the month it is. <== lol

You don't mind the brown stains left by chocolate.

With chocolate, size doesn't really matter. It's always good.

Chocolates do not wear white socks.

Chocolate doesn't mind when you bite it's nuts.

With chocolates, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.
yummi!

"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

You can have more than one chocolate a night without ruining your reputation.

Chocolate doesn't just think it's smooth.

Chocolates aren't into rope or leather.

You can tell just by looking at it that it hasn't been in anyone elses mouth.

http://able2know.org/topic/91324-1


=) Don't forget to vote ''good post'' or ''bad post'' I read all my comments so have at it! -Chocotaster
Chocolate, presented by elexerdelex posted on 7:51:00 PM
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43 comments:

  1. The Awesome AlienMarch 29, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    awe that 3rd picture

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  2. CocoMarch 29, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    hahaha, nice post..

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  3. Drab MaestroMarch 29, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    I want chocolate...not naked dudes...

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  4. Meghan MoranMarch 29, 2011 at 8:52 PM

    all so true.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 29, 2011 at 8:55 PM

    tough decisition... but I´ll stay with chocolate.

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  6. RootYourDroid.netMarch 29, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    Awesome post! /m forwarding this to my mom hehe.

    Love chocolate blogs!!

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  7. Robert FünfMarch 29, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    Chocolates aren't into rope or leather.

    And this is where chocolate fails.

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  8. Marcus SilvaMarch 29, 2011 at 10:53 PM

    Haha funny stuff :D

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  9. RebeccaMarch 29, 2011 at 10:54 PM

    omg loved this brilliant

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  10. RobertMarch 29, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    Chocolates do not wear white socks. That made me laugh. Funny post

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  11. UnknownMarch 29, 2011 at 11:11 PM

    meh dont give this list to my current love interest :P

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  12. MalkavianMarch 30, 2011 at 12:02 AM

    hahahha i feel beaten by chocolate, but then again who isnt

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  13. GMarch 30, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    chocolate is good...but really is it that good?

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  14. JayMarch 30, 2011 at 12:12 AM

    i feel so useless now...

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  15. i March 30, 2011 at 12:31 AM

    Well as a man I have to say...nah, there's nothing. Chocolate wins.

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  16. entertainventMarch 30, 2011 at 12:32 AM

    Whats wrong with white socks
    Dam u chocolate

    http://entertainvent.blogspot.com/

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  17. Electric AddictMarch 30, 2011 at 12:42 AM

    "You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother."

    I loled

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  18. SlamcakesMarch 30, 2011 at 1:15 AM

    My gf is not allowed to see this post...ever

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  19. ZombieMarch 30, 2011 at 1:27 AM

    As a man I must say... its true... Chocolate is better than us... :(

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  20. edMarch 30, 2011 at 3:03 AM

    wtf chocolate, why must you be better than me

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  21. ZakkMarch 30, 2011 at 3:06 AM

    Hot women with chocolate, awww yeah! Thought I'd stop by and show my support.

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  22. after3March 30, 2011 at 4:05 AM

    Only a women would think to compile a list like this.

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  23. InhiaMarch 30, 2011 at 5:35 AM

    holy crap i want the chunk of chocolate that man is holding!

    If only you could buy those in convenience stores.. that would be so convenient =|

    F&S

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  24. MoobeatMarch 30, 2011 at 6:34 AM

    where do you get all these pics haha

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  25. MRanthropeMarch 30, 2011 at 7:37 AM

    chocolate pwns us =/

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  26. skinned sheepMarch 30, 2011 at 9:50 AM

    i guess i should get naked with chocolate to attract mates!

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  27. elexerdelexMarch 30, 2011 at 10:09 AM

    @Moob
    Internet!! :D

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  28. Stef PelgrimsMarch 30, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    haha!

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  29. EldirMarch 30, 2011 at 1:57 PM

    I worse than chocolate ;<
    :D

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  30. Anton NuemusMarch 30, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    no, its not that good! :D
    but some points made me really laugh

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  31. duffboiMarch 30, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    well, i guess its a good post, but what if the women don't want us anymore after this convincing post? Well, thanks for the extra pictures anyway. hehee :)

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  32. AlphabetaMarch 30, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    I've read this before. It makes me jealous of chocolate, but then again, you have proven time and again how we guys can combine chocolate and women for a winning combo!

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  33. T. BanacekMarch 30, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    She's going to get chocolate all over her sweater...

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  34. tak47March 30, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    I love this chocolate, man!

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  35. DisposedCheeseMarch 30, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    Ima man..But chocolate winz

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  36. AnonymousApril 2, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    Good luck with your marriage with your chocolates ;D

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  37. AnonymousMay 20, 2011 at 9:16 AM

    It ain't weird that most American woman are fat LOL

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