ChocoQuotes part 2!

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. Judith Viorst

Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets. Milton Zelman, publisher of "Chocolate News"

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't breakfast!

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE
Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"

"Liquidum non frangit jejunum." ([chocolate] liquids, amongst them, do not constitute a break in fasting.)
Cardinal Francis Maria Brancaccio of the Vatican, 1662

Chocolate: Here today .... Gone today!

Chocolate causes certain endocrine glands to secrete hormones that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy. Therefore, it counteracts depression, in turn reducing the stress of depression. Your stress-free life helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate! Elaine Sherman

Forget love-- I'd rather fall in chocolate!!!

I never met a chocolate I didn't like. Deanna Troi in Star Trek: The Next Generation

Nobody knows the truffles I've seen!

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. Milton Snavely Hershey

A true chocolate lover finds ways to accommodate his passion and make it work with his lifestyle. One key, not just to keeping weight down and staying guilt-free, but also to keeping taste buds sharp (essential for the professionals who evaluate new products as well as judge recipes), Is being discriminating. Julie Davis of the Los Angeles Times, 10/30/85

Seen recently on a tee shirt ~ EMERGENCY ALERT: If wearer of this shirt is found vacant, listless, or depressed, ADMINISTER CHOCOLATE IMMEDIATELY.

This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.

It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Miranda Ingram

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)

Chocolate for everybody!! -Chocotaster

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Chocolate Car

 Well guys, as promised, here are the most awesome cars EVER invented, also known as chocolate cars!

 The question of the day:

What would you give to get one of these
Well I am not going to post stupid Smart-cars or cars saying ''love'', but I am going to post the most
awesome, cruel, need-for-speed supercars!
What would you give to get one of these, life-sized huge chunks of chocolate, shaped after awesome cars?

There is a time when everybody wants to buy a car, and there is a time when everybody needs some chocolate, so just combine the two!!

 Well this one is not actually life-size, but it is still awesome! This Formula-1 car would do me a lot of good if I had it!!! I bet I'd win a lot of competitions.... eating-competitions...

 But while you cruise the road on your bad-ass chocolate car, make sure you don't wind up like this guy!
Always use your seat-belt.

Chocolate for everybody!!
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25 reasons why chocolate is better then a man!

So guys, how was your day? I had a great day! This post will feature something for the ladies ;) And ofcourse something for the men!

Now I recently found this poster, and I just had to post this!

These are the 25 best reasons why chocolate is better then a man, so if you like chocolate this is a nice little read :).

Chocolate is rich, dark and satisfying.

You are never disappointed when you open the wrapper.

Chocolate doesn't care how many pieces you've eaten before.

Chocolate always hits the spot.

Chocolate doesn't secretly want to be eaten by your best friend.

Chocolate doesn't think the shopping channel is stupid.

Chocolate always smells good.

Chocolate won't ask "Am I the best?" or "How was I?"

Chocolate doesn't sulk if you don't want it first thing in the morning.
Hey there!

Chocolates are easy to pick up.

Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

You can suck a piece of chocolate even in front of your mother.

Chocolate never leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

Chocolate doesn't know what time of the month it is. <== lol

You don't mind the brown stains left by chocolate.

With chocolate, size doesn't really matter. It's always good.

Chocolates do not wear white socks.

Chocolate doesn't mind when you bite it's nuts.

With chocolates, you don't have to be a virgin more than once.

"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.

You can have more than one chocolate a night without ruining your reputation.

Chocolate doesn't just think it's smooth.

Chocolates aren't into rope or leather.

You can tell just by looking at it that it hasn't been in anyone elses mouth.

=) Don't forget to vote ''good post'' or ''bad post'' I read all my comments so have at it! -Chocotaster


Making you crave...

Well sorry I have not posted today (forgive me?) But I had a very busy schoolday today, and I have to go soon aswell, So I will give you a small taste, Chocotaste if you may say, to what I soon will blog about!

Well this blog is for everybody, including males, so how about a chocolate car? a car made of chocolate! Two very awesome things combined!

I think soon I will be having my second chocoquotes

I got a friend of mine who send some jokes about chocolate =)

I thought of this idea ''Hot (Wo)Men covered with chocolate''... Oh wait I already posted that...  I will post some more ;)

Muhahaha I am very evil today, so no pictures for YOU! you will just have to imagine all that chocolate just waiting for you,

In my next post!

Have a great day/evening,




I just have to celebrate with you guys: I have the completely random number of 212 followers!!!
Thanks guys I love everybody who loves chocolate as much as I do, So this post is just for you people!!!!

 These girls are from ''Britains next Top Model'' and are covered in chocolate! Somehow I think the people from Britains next Top Model really knew what they were doing, because this is some HOT stuff! Still not a lot of chocolate going on here, So maybe next week I will do some more chocolate bars ;).
I love a chocoshower in the morning!

We 3 are just so lonely... join us?

Well like always this is my weekend post for the weekends :) I hope you enjoyed the girls above, heres this week's summary:
So its monday =(
Here I explain where I stash my chocolate, and ask if you stash anything, but it appears I am the only one =(
I host TOP CHEF!
Well you guys all know what a brownie is right? Featuring the Brownie Babe of the Year ;) (it's what that white stripe says, like ''miss world'' or something)
This is my first part of Chocolate arts!
Here you can find Jpop musical geniusses GIRLS' GENERATION, singing CHOCOLATE LOVE,
and the really hot host of ''Top Chef''
 and today is Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday!!!
Have a good weekend!
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Chocolate love!, Padma Parvati Lakshmi!

Some music for you guys!
Well you don't see a lot of music on my blog, but notice that GIRLS' GENERATION understands what is important in life!
nana na chocolate love.... lala lala :)

Who is this chocobabe? its Padma Parvati Lakshmi ; born September 1, 1970) is an Indian American cookbook author, actress, and model. She has been the host of the US reality television program Top Chef since season two in 2006. In 2010, Top Chef was nominated for an Emmy Award and won for Outstanding Reality-Competition Program.

one more photograph!

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Chocolate Arts (Part 1)

Hey guys!
This chocohunk is just for the ladies that requested it (Thingamajig)
Now I know some really weird people make all things out of chocolate, in stead of just eating it? I don't understand how they get the patience or self-control to not eat all this chocolate (maybe its bad-tasting chocolate)!!

wow, the choco-lisa! I really want to eat see this!

Still the first thing what I see with these creations is ''eatable'' or ''not eatable''

This Choco-Lisa is very eatable! Every time this brilliant work of Leonardo da Chocola comes across my screen I always feel so cultural!
Everybody would enjoy this beautiful piece of art!

Very eatable, just a little too petite for me...
Heres a small ''lego'' like attempt, to create something out of chocolate... after I worked out what kinds of chocolate were used (the windows look kind of buttery) and how it would taste, I looked at the whole thing and I saw he created a building out of this! But the building is too small for me, its not big enough for me to live off for a week, or to live in, so it would just be in the way......

I think I will post a part 2 on this one, unless the comments suggest otherwise ;)

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Chocolate brownie!

I'm lazy, heres Wikipedia:
A chocolate brownie is a flat, baked square or bar introduced in the United States at the end of the nineteenth century and popularized in both the U.S. and Canada during the first half of the twentieth century. The brownie is sliced from a type of dense, rich chocolate cake, which is, in texture, like a cross between a cake and a cookie.

 Well needless to say; I like chocolate brownies! Somehow they are very sweet, and soft, and sweet... and... soft... and.... chocolate-like!

Well I think you all had chocolate brownies before, so you can just remember this delicious taste!

 Today will be a little less posting and a little more following, because with all these followers :( I cannot keep track of them all =(
Have a good day everybody!

 Its not like your gonna click on these links anyway...


Monday =(

Well so my monday has just ended (sort of) and I am dead tired...

So it always cheers me up to have an extra piece of chocolate, as a ''secret stash'' as you may.

My stash is not perticulary large, because most of it is just in plain sight,
but I do have some secret compartiments in my room.... and some in my attic, 1 secret bar in the basement... oh and in the garage is some of my parents' chocolate, and ofcourse under the stairs I have a small place to put chocolate
and in the living room are I think 2 small leftover half-forgotten pieces.... maybe 3...

Well the secret compartiments in my room are just one in a drawer, some extra on a shelf, some pieces hidden under a wooden part of my closet and a piece inside the radio, but I don't necasserily consider them ''hidden'' as people usually search these places I think...

It helps to know chocolate does not get old very quickly, so you can just stash as much as long as you want :)

So my question is:
What do you stash? just in case something you like runs out...

Have a good one!



Okay normally I don't post in the weekends, but this 
is a special occasion! 175 whoohoo!!
So celebrate with me and take a little piece of your favorite chocolate, and enjoy the moment :)


=D Weekend post

Do I have ANYTHING to do with chocolate?
So this will be my weekend post again ;)
The lion post was quite popular, and so I did some research (some of you may have allready read this in my comment), so
You know you want to try this bar, so just click it...

I'm serious, this bar tastes awesome, you can just click the link and order...

So I had this really long excursion, and the only thing I had to eat all day were chocolate cookies and a twix, and if you only eat chocolate on a day (tried this multiple times) You get a tummy-ache! So its better to eat nothing
so currently I am really hungry :)

Well and heres the summary of this week:
Nothing beats a lion!
A post about the chocolate baths I came across multiple times on my QUEST FOR CHOCOLATE
Chocolate cake, the only flavor that makes cake taste good!
Heres the question of life, the summary of our existence, how long can you go, without chocolate?

Oh and you know to all of my commenters and followers; I try to follow and comment back, and to $upport you guys in any way I can!

You cannot kiss the chocolate off her lips... Seriously... I'm telling you, I tried....


Nothing beats a

Nothing beats a lion... I must say, since I first tasted this chocolate bar, I've been hooked!
Well these bars are so sweet, and yet I know nobody knows whats in 'em!
So here are the ingredients....

Sugar, Glucose-fructose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Hydrogenated vegetable oils, Skimmed milk powder, Cocoa butter, Lactose, Crisped cereals [5%] (Wheat flour, Sugar, Wheat starch, Vegetable fat, Raising agent: Sodium carbonate, Salt, Caramelised Sugar), Cocoa mass, Whey powder, Concentrated butter, Wheat flour, Emulsifiers (Soya lecithin, E476), Flavourings, Stabiliser (Carrageenan), Salt, Raising agent (Sodium carbonate).

Basically this translates to:

 So here's how it tastes:
You take a bite, and the bar is hard, and when you bite trough the chocolate, you come in something crumbly and sweet (caramel) and you have a piece of heaven on your tongue! Now you want to take another bite, but your mouth is already stuffed from the previous bite, so you have to chew before you can take any more....

This proces repeats itself... untill the chocolate is sticking to your fingers (it melts easy), and you can lick off the last chocolate out of the plastic covering! (well maybe not everybody does that but its a waste to throw away!)

I recommend this for ALL my followers (unless your allergic...), If you can't get it in your region, import it! 

Missing this taste is like... It's like.... Nothing in this world can explain what you are missing!
Nothing beats a lion...


I found something!!! Something NEW!!

Wow, what would you know! Theres this thing called ''cake''!
Now after some research, I've found out that this ''cake'' is meant for only one thing! Chocolate!
Somehow people tend to do other flavours in their cake (Other flavors = blegh) but I suppose everybody gets to have their own  flavoured chocolate cake
So here is the site where you can pick your own way to make your very own cake in any (chocolate) flavour!

Does she really look like that?

Well I seem to have noticed somebody featuring me, and I try to always feature back, so lets get it on!
Theres this really sweet and currently sick swedish girl who calls herself Jujjzz (Yep that sounds like a good name for chocolate), Unfortunately, her blog does not contain any chocolate! =(
But thats no reason to not go there, because she talks about pokémon.... a lot... and pokémon are awesome!
And somehow this is her blog aswell?
Chocolate cake, Jujjzz or a gameboy with pokémon? You guessed it, ALL 3!!!

 Back to chocolatecakes!
well needless to say, when I found out about cakes, I loved chocolatecake! If you never eat any, its quite heavy on your stomach, but its worth it!

Somehow theres a cake in front of this chocobabe...

Yes this is IT! The holy grail of cakes, a chocolatecake!



So just a small post today,

I found this certificate, and I wondered, How long can you guys last without chocolate? I mean, WITHOUT chocolate?

So no chocolate in your home, no chocolate in a store near you, just like.... when would you think ''Oh i'm missing chocolate!''

As a comparison I will give you my personal best:

Half a day, without chocolate I was doing something else and after half a day I was like:
''my emergency chocolate supply ran out!''
''where do I get chocolate?''
(my emergency chocolate supply are 2-5 bars of chocolate I keep aside from my normal supply just in case I don't have time to go to a store to buy new chocolate (: )

So my question to you: After what period of time will you start missing chocolate in your life?


Chocolate Bath

Well in my searches for this blog i've stumbled across a number of different ''chocolate baths'', and this idea was so ridiculous to me that I never gave it a second thought...
But now I stumble upon this phenomenon again, and I was thinking; I have to post this! 
Who would not love; A bath, with the sweet aroma of chocolate, and maybe a chocolate tasting skin afterwards! Spice up your love life with a chocolatebath!


Chocolate Lover's Milk Bath Mix
2 cups powdered milk
1/4 cup cocoa
2 tablespoons cornstarch
optional: 1 teaspoon cinnamon
Mix together all ingredients and place in a glass jar or shaker jar.
Print the chocolate milk bath label shown below and glue it to the front of your container.
Decorate the top of the jar with ribbon, raffia, or a circle of fabric held on with an rubber band. 

Picture unrelated to Wikihow, its just a chocolate bath

WikiHow's Chocolate bath mix
  • 1 cup of unscented bubble bath
  • 1/3 cup of unsweetened soy milk
  • 3 oz. of dark chocolate (baking chocolate is preferred)
  1. Heat the soy milk.
  2. Chop the chocolate into small pieces. Smaller is better. Add this to the heated soy milk. Stir well until the chocolate is completely melted. Do not let it boil!
  3. Allow the mixture to cool down.
  4. Draw your bath water. Add the cup of unscented bubble bath directly to the bath.
  5. Pour the chocolate mixture into the bath under the running water.
  6. Blend the chocolate solution and bath water together. Stir your hand around in the bath to mix the water and chocolate mix together.
  7. Get ready to get in. Sit back, relax and enjoy!


    =) Weekend post

    I have decided to no longer update in the weekends, because my time is limited! So every friday I will make a complementary post about what I posted this week, and whats on my mind =)
    If you don't like this idea please comment, But I will still refrain from posting in the weekends!
    So here is this weeks summary:

    Basically, this post has nothing to do with chocolate, and just states my return!

    Some chocohunks delivered on request
    Well some of you girls wanted to see male chocobabes, as such I try to deliver as best I can, but somehow there are less chocohunks on the internet then chocobabes....
    Need I say more?
    That chick is HOT!
    Some wisdom, which you all should carry with you for the rest of your lives!

    This one is for all my followers!
     (okay maybe its a lie...)



    =) So here are just a few little ''cheer me up'' quotes about chocolate I stumbled upon!

    A new British survey has revealed that 9 out of 10 people like Chocolate. The tenth lies. - Robert Paul

    A chocolate in the mouth is worth two on the plate.

    Anything is good and useful if it's made of chocolate.

    What is the meaning of life? All evidence to date suggests it's chocolate.

    <------------- ALERT
    If somebody sends you this, he/she is lying! and trying to use you! Eat the chocolate and forget about the person!

    Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

    Nuts just take up space where chocolate ought to be.

    Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

    Life is like a box of chocolates - full of nuts!

    There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson, The Pickwick Papers

    After a bar of chocolate one can forgive anybody, even one's relatives.

    The bank of friendship cannot exist for long without deposits of chocolate.

    There are only three things in life that matter - good friends, good chocolate and, oh dear, what was that other one?

    Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

    (During this research 10 people were told to eat 1 piece of chocolate, but in the end 14 pieces disappeared... creepy story huh? maybe something paranormal?)