Why chocolate?

Id like to think of myself of a kind of specialist in most things chocolate.

Then when I was browsing a bit on the web I saw this interesting question:

I am not in the picture or any of the comments tho 

However, I just thought, why dont I make a post on this, and you can ask anything you wish about chocolate. Maybe you will give me new ideas for posts and features, but if you know your proverbs, you know stupid questions don't exist. ESPECIALLY about chocolate. But it wouldn't be really my post if I just told you this.

I really like milk chocolate, then white chocolate, and after that pure. Even tho pure isn't my favorite, I have tried enough to know its taste, but sometimes its just not what I want from my chocolate. I own a chocolate fondue, which is a must have for any romantic, or family occasion. Also if you just want to spoil yourself you can always get it! Using pure chocolate there is almost no negative side effects, but its a little less sweet. Using milk chocolate its the best thing in the world, but if you eat too much you'll probably gain weight. I cannot explain my passion for chocolate to just anybody, so if you don't feel the need to buy (or handcraft) a chocolate fondue I will understand, but if you want tips on what to put in it, there is nothing stopping you! Below an aphrodisiac (lust inducing) chocolate fondue, strawberries are known for their... interesting qualities. Chocolate as well, therefore its almost as good as chloroform if you want to pick up your date ;-).
Enjoy responsibly!

so if you want to ask about anything chocolate in the comments, I hereby invite you.

Chocolate for everybody!! -Chocotaster